For Your Consideration
by Max Bombast

There's a shiny new invention
That's caught all of our attention
And it's causing a suspension
Of our disbelief
It scans your mind and body
And makes a photocopy
A philosophic zombie
To swap you with a thief
That speaks the way that you do
The nest's infested
Cuckoo clock is ticking
Don't you know these clones don't even breathe?
So order up a blood test
To see what beats in my chest
Hell, let's make it a contest
They can't copy my technique

For your consideration
Accept no imitations
Demand the genuine article
For your consideration
Reject the replications
Go and make something incomparable
Oh yeah!

They can take your words but not your heart
They can copy works but not your art
So the only way to prove just who you are
Is to shred your sickest riff on this guitar!

For your consideration
Accept no imitations
Demand the genuine article
For your consideration
Reject the replications
Go and make something incomparable
Oh yeah!