My Pokémon are the Best People
by Cavedwellers featuring Truth Junior

Verse One
They chucked me out of school
I wasn’t in the wrong
They closed the city pool
despite the ventilation
I’m stuck at home all day
And Mom and Dad are busy
My friends all locked away
It all seems so crazy

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But friends can be made from card stock, foil and ink
I will collect them all this time, I think

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My Pokémon are the greatest friends
This is not how the story ends
My Pokémon are the best people I know
I know it’s strange but it’s so

Verse Two
They taught me how to read
They taught me how to add
To calculate the damage
Now I multiply like mad
You never know who’s coming
They constantly surprise you
Rares are worth a stack
Keep ‘em minty, I advise you

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Bridge
I know I know I know I’m not the only one
To seek to seek to seek these kind of friends
It’s getting hard, getting (really hard!) to find a pack
A pandemic of viral trends!

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