I bought my daughter a mockingbird when she was 1
Thought she would hear it and sleep to the sound of its tongue
She put its head in her teeth now the birdie don't sing
What do I buy her? She swallowed the whole fucking ring

Bitch broke the looking glass
Bitch broke the looking glass
So I kept my promise and bought her this fuckin-ass
goat goat goat

Every evening she screams for the goat in her bed
She falls asleep and the beast walks my bedroom instead
it chews on my blanket, it chews on my fingers and toes
But I'll keep my promise, it's better than buying a bull

Bitch broke the looking glass
Bitch broke the looking glass
So I kept my promise and bought her this fuckin-ass
goat goat goat

(Goat Solo)

Bitch broke the looking glass
Bitch broke the looking glass
So I kept my promise and bought her this fuckin-ass
goat goat goat