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Faster Jackalope

Entry from Pump The Brakes in Nur Ein XIV.

Diss Track

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Faster Jackalope

Frisbee- Brutus Vocals, Guitar
Truth- Popeye Vocals, Banjo
glennny- Bass, guitar, Mandolin, Glockenspiel
Steve G- Drums

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Verse 1, Brutus:
She is so beautiful
You don’t deserve to breathe the same air
With those crazy big forearms
No biceps at all, now what’s that about?

Pre-Chorus, Popeye:
We keep sliding faster down this slippery slope
Better pump the brakes
In a moment we’re bound to go fisticuffs
I’ves had all I can take
And I can’t takes no more

Chorus, Brutus:
Spinach is gross and so are you chump
Smacking that corn cob pipe
I’ll knock you down with one belly bump
And keep Olive Oyl warm at night

Why don’t you sail away forever?
What I’ve got you cannot get from a can
I know someday we’ll be together
You half wit pseudo sailor man

Verse2, Brutus:
You keep one eye always closed
you have iridocyclitis
Your arms are really messed up
with olecranon bursitis

Pre-Chorus-Popeye:
We keep sliding faster down this slippery slope
Better pump the brakes
In a moment we’re bound to go fisticuffs
I’ves had all I can take
And I can’t takes no more

Chorus
Chorus

(Note: Olecranon bursitis is “Popeye elbow”)

Reviews

4 posted notes

theSundayColors

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Ahhhh I could talk about this one for awhile. The banjo is so cute and catchy. I heard the lyrics about forearms and I was curious, and then I realized it was about Popeye. I'm a huge comic strip fan, and I thought this was so clever. Putting a more dramatic spin on a silly comic strip gag, I think it is a really inventive style of storytelling.

vowlvom

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LOVE this take on the challenge, a Popeye diss track is one of those "that never would have occurred to me but I love it" ideas. The musical execution is good too, I always enjoy Frisbee's vocals and the banjo and mandolin sound great. There are just a couple of bits that bother me, where the melody of certain sections kinda seems to end weakly, like there should be an extra chord change or a different sung note to add some resolution, or something? "Sailor man" is the most obvious part where I notice this. But this is still one of my favourites.

Spintown

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Like a lot of people this round, the music doesn’t really set the mood for a diss track. I mean there’s a glockenspiel in this for crying out loud. ;p I actually really enjoy the concept, the music, the lyrics & the vocals. Yet together this just doesn’t seem to work for me. The mood is wrong, and the vocals (despite being good) don’t sound like Popeye or Brutus. I am so conflicted with this...I like so much about it...but it’s like peanut butter & pizza together.

owl

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What a fucking weird song. I loved it! One of my other favorites of this round. Musically lovely, I really liked the sounds of the banjo and mandolin together. The phrasing in the verses is super awkward (which I kind of figured was a deliberate choice? No rhymes in the first verse and then the Latin medical terms in the second?) but the rhythm of "one belly bump/and keep Olive Oyl warm at night" really pleased me, and "I can't takes no more" was great. I also like that you didn't put on weird novelty voices for this song--it made it far funnier to have these lyrics sung straight. And it's definitely a diss track.

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