Faster Jackalope
Frisbee- Brutus Vocals, Guitar
Truth- Popeye Vocals, Banjo
glennny- Bass, guitar, Mandolin, Glockenspiel
Steve G- Drums
Pump the Brakes
Verse 1, Brutus:
She is so beautiful
You don’t deserve to breathe the same air
With those crazy big forearms
No biceps at all, now what’s that about?
Pre-Chorus, Popeye:
We keep sliding faster down this slippery slope
Better pump the brakes
In a moment we’re bound to go fisticuffs
I’ves had all I can take
And I can’t takes no more
Chorus, Brutus:
Spinach is gross and so are you chump
Smacking that corn cob pipe
I’ll knock you down with one belly bump
And keep Olive Oyl warm at night
Why don’t you sail away forever?
What I’ve got you cannot get from a can
I know someday we’ll be together
You half wit pseudo sailor man
Verse2, Brutus:
You keep one eye always closed
you have iridocyclitis
Your arms are really messed up
with olecranon bursitis
Pre-Chorus-Popeye:
We keep sliding faster down this slippery slope
Better pump the brakes
In a moment we’re bound to go fisticuffs
I’ves had all I can take
And I can’t takes no more
Chorus
Chorus
(Note: Olecranon bursitis is “Popeye elbow”)