Stolen Diary - Paco del Stinko

There's a stolen diary, I gotta get it back
It got taken from the Godfather's daughter and if I fail I get whacked

Ya know I understand why
It coulda been the damned FBI
But there just ain't no way
It was the local cops or the CIA

There's lots of secrets inside could put the man away
And when I find the bastard that took it I'm gonna make him pay

Ya know I understand why
It coulda been the damned FBI

But Carmelita - She's in trouble
Godfather daddy - Gonna burst her bubble
She'll be grounded - All of her life
Until her Papa - Makes her some made man's wife

So now I'm looking, searching for leads
Flexing my muscles and breaking knees
Trail of dead bodies, I must not lose
Or I'll be wearing some cement shoes

There's a stolen diary, I gotta get it back
I'll never stop trying
And if I fail, well, you know that I get whacked