DJRANGERDEN
'Boilermaker'

Bartender, please have pity on me--
meowing around this town like a pussy cat in heat.
But my old man, he's the big tom cat in this town.
So pour me a stiff one, for he is nowhere to be found.

Perhaps he is out walking. Or hiding in the trees.
Maybe he’s in the meadow with the birds and the bees ...
well he’s in the doghouse now, soon to be wearing my leash!
So baby pour me the good stuff, so I can get release!

Listen, make it a boilermaker baby:
one shot of whisky with a beer for a chaser
a boilermaker, baby
either Daniels-via-Jack or Mark from the Maker
Boilermaker ... boilermaker
when the haters are ghosting, or when fakers shade,
boilermaker's the way.

The birdie goes {tweet}. And the cow goes {moo}.
And I know he's been catting around with “you-know-who!"
So line it up for me, mister--
I'm a piggie in a pen of abuse!
And Old MacDonald ain't got nothin' on that Animal House of Mister Magoo!

The chicken goes {SQUAK!}. And {HONK} goes the duck ...
... and I don't give much of a concern about how I conduct myself in your bar, just line me up a shot and pull me up a good, long draw
...when only a good drunk will do
boilermaker - MAYBE I'll go FERAL on you!

One shot of whiskey with a beer for a chaser--boilermaker.
One shot of whiskey with a beer for a chaser--boilermaker ...yeah.