Stranded
by Naked Philosophy

(Midnight)
This is already a bad idea
How will I make it through?
24 hours in this retail hell
What am I gonna do?

(9 A.M.)
Wandering around for hours
And I feel a little sick
I think I'm hearing voices again
Or is it another trick?

Stranded in Wal-Mart
Self imposed prison term
I already know everything
But I've got a lot to learn

(2 P.M.)
Another fast food meal
And I'm high on a chocolate shake
I am never coming down
I've got to stay awake

(9 P.M.)
Where did the last two hours go?
I don't recall a thing
Is that guy looking at me funny?
How dare he disrespect the King (of Wal-Mart)

Stranded in Wal-Mart
Self imposed prison term
I already know everything
But I've got a lot to learn

(We're rolling back prices every day)
(I've got to help these people)
(Welcome to Wal-Mart)
(I've got to help these people)
(We need a clean up on aisle 36)
(I need an associate in housewares)
(I've got to hurt these people)
(Welcome to Wal-Mart)
(I've got to h- help these people)
(Now we're open 24 hours)
(I've got to kill these people)
(Welcome to Wal-Mart)
(I've got to kill these people)
(Save Money. Live Better.)

(Midnight)
This is still a bad idea
The blood is on my hands
24 hours in this retail hell
Was more than I could stand