Brownie Points
by Puce

I could have my choice
I could bring the noise
I could lose my voice tonight
Because I'm just doing this for
Brownie points

OH MY GOD! Why did I write this song?
When I could be out doing anything in the world that I want
I could go but I just stay at home
Because today is my one moment to do it totally wrong

I am immune to every review
So today I can get away with whatever I wanted to
What should I do? I could play out-of-tune screech
I could say "FUCK all these words" and just go

Doot doot doo doo doot do dooo doo!

I could have my choice
I could bring the noise
I could lose my voice tonight
Because I'm just doing this for
Brownie points

[ad infinitum]