Nick Soma - The Average Circus
Made a trip to Earth in my UFO,
Ready to see the circus show
They said it's fantastic some time ago
And they're the Great Council, they must know
But now I find it all too tame
The artists bore me, the show is lame
They only work and eat and sleep
Just promises they cannot keep
I'm so tired of the Milky Way
I should have gone to Centaurus A
I'd much rather visit the Black Eye
This sub-par circus makes me cry-i-yyyy
Meh, meh, meh!
Meeheheeehhheeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
The dancers suck, the sound is bad
The way they talk, it drives me mad
Their pets, their houses, and their streets
Their whole damn planet's obsolete
And yes, it's hard, for sure I know
To put on an awesome circus show
But here on Earth, they don't even try
It bores me so I'm gonna die-i-iiiee
Meh, meh, meh!
Meeheheeehhheeeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
Their costumes are so 95.010*
And that trick, what was that year again?
Like, back when Gloovrapyre was young
And, you know, that's been really long
The way they laugh, the way they smile
The way they blink, so out of style
Dumb and boring don't make a clown
This circus really gets me down!
Meeheheeehhheeeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
Meeheheeehhheeeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
Meeheheeehhheeeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
Meeheheeehhheeeeeh, meh, meh, meh!
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T'mooyahi actor who achieved his biggest success with 'Sheeyamla Oohvyee N'am' back in 93.230 – a very, very, very long time ago.