Cybronica
Name Dropped artists:
SpoilerBalance Lost, Max Bombast, The Lowest Bitter, chewmeupspitmeout, Agony Sauce, Mandibles
Most of these are attempts to fold the name into the flow of the lyrics. The most egregious shoehorning is using agony/sus- to be a homophone of agony sauce. The jerks of jerkatorium get a nod, but I didn’t actually say the band name, so it’s just an homage.
The message of this song is this: if you have goals, you have to work towards them. (Even just doing your laundry counts!)
Lyrics:
*Are you hungry!???
Do you need something to eat!?
*
When life is hard
Quit your bitching
Put on an apron
And get in the kitchen
When you feel out of balance,
Lost control of your talents
Get the book,
Say open sesame,
Turn the page,
And you’ll find the recipe
If you wanna eat
you better get cooking
If you want a treat
you better get cooking
Get up on your feet
You better get cooking
Feel that funky beat
You better get cooking
When you’re feeling hangry
And at a loss
Whip out a can
Of that special sauce
It’s the instant gourmet
Sure to brighten your day
When life is hard
Quit your bitching
Put on an apron
And get in the kitchen
If you wanna eat
you better get cooking
If you want a treat
you better get cooking
Get up on your feet
You better get cooking
Feel that funky beat
You better get cooking
Pump it up to the Max
Bombastic flavors make you savor
The Layers of salty and sweet
Sour grapes make you taste
The lowest Bitter defeat.
Life may chew me up, Spit me out,
But There’s no room for doubt
Don’t worry about the agony,
Sustaining your apathy
will atrophy your tastiest quirks
So make those mandibles work
And the jerks who lurk in the shadows
Of your mind will soon be left behind
You’ve got the dough
you better get cooking
You’ve got the tools
you better get cooking
you make the rules
you better get cooking
Now is the time
To get cooking
I went on a walk
I got cooking
I did my laundry
I got cooking
I changed my bed sheets
I got cooking
I said hello
And I got cooking