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The Tydon Docks
Looking GlassNur Ein VIII
almost 13 years agopassed
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The Tydon Docks

Entry from Looking Glass in Nur Ein VIII.

Waltz

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Looking Glass
The Tydon Docks

Last Thursday night I went down to the hotel for a parmagiana and a schooner or two
I saw in the front bar a lady who looked sort of lonely so I said, "Luv, how do you do"
As you do

I sidled beside her and offered to buy her a drink so that we could acquaint ourselves more
But she just slapped me in the face leaving me to ask "what the freak d'you do that for"?

And she said:

"Look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror
You stupid old count
You're fat and you're ugly and smell like a brewery
Just flip off home or get kicked in the nuts"

So I wandered off home but got only two blocks before I began gasping and wheezing for air
I was dripping with sweat and a pain like a vice griped my chest, it was really more than I could bear.
It's not fair.

I was a man who ran marathons now I can't walk round the block there is something so wrong
but deep in the back of my head I could hear a small voice that was singing a song

And it sang:

"Look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror
You stupid old count
Just point a big looking glass
At your huge wobble arse
You great disgusting
Big fat tubbagutz

Just look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror
Yeah look in the mirror
Just look in the mirror

You're bald and pathetic, Type 2 diabetic
Completely incognisent, grossly incontinent
Misshapen and hideous
Fully obnoxious,
A cock like a peanut
Repugnant,
Malodourous.

You really are a count

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skypup

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Haha, sounds very aussie. I liked the atonal guitar parts and the whole song is a lot of fun. I want to have a drunk sing-along to this song. Name dropping Tubz was a nice touch.

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