Time To Panic by Johnny Cashpoint

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Girl, you went to the flicks, saw ‘2012’
Now you’re in a right panic, think we’re all going to Hell
You’re sure the apocalypse is right around the corner
Say you’ll soon be dying just like the Mayans have warned ya

Oh baby don’t you panic about the future of the planet , 'cos there’s still
Plenty of time to panic before we die, before we die ...

Let me put you at your ease, There’s no need to be fretful
If you want conspiracies, well, here’s an internet-full
Made up by crazy-ass hippies just like Roland Emmerich -
Not just a bad director, but also an enormous dick

Oh baby don’t you panic about the future of the planet , 'cos there’s still
Plenty of time to panic before we die, before we die ...

Even if I’m wrong, come that 21st of December, as we cease to be,
There will be nobody left alive to remember my stupidity.