Is This a Joke to You?
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Verse One
My name is MacGregor
I’ve worked all over this land
Do you see this bar top laddie?
I plained it with me bare hands

I’ve made dozens in this town
If you thought it looked familiar
But they don’t call me
Affectionately -
Mac Gregor the bar builder

Chorus
Everything I said is strange but true
I don’t know how you justify this attitude
You know you’re coming off extremely rude
Is this a joke to you? Is this a joke to you?

Verse Two
look out yonder laddie
at that mighty old strong wall
I’d carry stones to fix the holes
I must’ve repaired them all

I’ve fixed all that need care
Walls, steps, and pillars
But they never call me
Respectfully
MacGregor the wall builder (No!)

Chorus
Everything I said is strange but true
I don’t know how you justify this attitude
You know you’re coming off extremely rude
Is this a joke to you? Is this a joke to you?

Verse Three
Now take a look at that Pier my friend
I carried those pylons on my back
I built that pier just last year
I have a builder's knack

You’d think I’ve earned respect
these locals have no filter
(But) they never call me
Instinctively
MacGregor the pier builder

Chorus
Everything I said is strange but true
I don’t know how you justify this attitude
You know you’re coming off extremely rude
Is this a joke to you? Is this a joke to you?

Bridge
They don’t call me MacGregor the bar builder
They don’t call me MacGregor the wall builder
They don’t call me MacGregor the pier builder

Punchline
SpoilerBut ya fuck ONE goat………..

Chorus
Everything I said is strange but true
I don’t know how you justify this attitude
You know you’re coming off extremely rude
Is this a joke to you? Is this a joke to you?