How Does She Do It - Paco del Stinko
I know a girl from East Singapore who can do a full split right down on the floor and then she gets up and smiles 'cos she picked up a ping pong ball
Well, I'm sure you understand she didn't use her hands and some think it's gross I think it's totally the most and when she looks at me suddenly I don't feel small
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How does she do it (She likes balls)
That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do it*
I know a girl with a pair of Ben Wah
They come in a box not on a string
Although her apartment is off kind of far
I swear at night I can hear her sing
How does she do it (She likes balls)
That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do it
I was out playing golf with a girl named Sue, when I asked her if everything I'd heard was true
She said as true as the skin on your nose, now pass me that coil of ground-keeper hose (Oh my)
She took a golf ball from out of my bag, put it at the other end and gave the hose a drag
The ball shot through like it was turbo powered, I got so worked up I had to take a cold shower (So very cold)
How does she do it (She likes balls)
*That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do, how does she do
How does she do, how does she do (how does she do)
How does she do it*