Boilermaker - Paco del Stinko

We all love animals, or at least we should
They're generally not selfish, if not always understood
But some animals have problems, and they aim to disturb
They want to push your buttons, and get you all perturbed

That pig is a boilermaker, he lives right next door
Plays his rap music at half past twenty four
And every single piggy day it's a stereo earth-quaker
I'm sure that he does it to piss me off...
That pig is a boilermaker

Deliberate manipulates, their torment is so great
And there just is no debate, they make me so irate

The dog is a boilermaker, he likes to piss on my lawn
Lurking out by my bushes, he waits 'til he thinks I'm gone
But I caught him one fine day on my video taker
He just shrugged and walked away...
That dog is a boilermaker

*Deliberate manipulates, their torment is so great
And there just is no debate, they make me so irate*
Oh oh oh oh

Button pushing personality disorders yeah
Rile you up so bad you'll want to run for the border - run away!

The chicken is a boilermaker, that smug little bird
She climbs all over my new car and covers it up with turd
I'd love to pluck out all her feathers put her right in an oven and bake her
That bird gets me so hopping mad...
That chicken is a boilermaker
*
Deliberate manipulates, their torment is so great
And there just is no debate, they make me so irate*
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh