Here's what you need more than anything-
it just so happens it's what I'm selling
It's a faux felion robot companion
And it's going to change the world...

It can post its own selfies to instagram
faster than the typical kardashian
The algorithm puts Facebook to shame
This cat is going to show you how to hack into the main fame

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, mechanical meow
He's going to be your golden goose. Purchase yours now!

He rewinds and repeats so you'll never miss
The perfect opportunity to get some hits
Cause the internet loves seeing videos of cats
And this one is made exactly for that

He doesn't claw and he doesn't eat
He's better than the president at doing tweets
He'll monetize your youtube channel
And nobody will know that he's not a real animal

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, better order one fast
He's the best cohost for your next podcast
Woah, robotic kitty
You won't find him at humane society
Woah, mechanical meow
You can be famous if your order one right now

Do you have no interest in fame?
Well it's still for you, allow me to explain
Do have a fear of toxoplasmosis?
Would you love to own a cat but do you hate how they hiss?

Have you ever had one shit on your bed?
Did it ever try to hump you while it bit your head?
Does it love lasagna or hate mondays?
Well, I think you're going to find this product more to your taste

Woah, robotic kitty
He runs on a lithium battery
Woah, mechanical meow
He's does something impressive and then takes a bow
Woah, robotic cat
He's just like a real one but he don't get fat
Woah, robotic kitty
If you buy now
If you purchase now
If you order now
I'll send you some real ones free