he's running for the highest office in the land (link)
he couldn't win fairly so cheating is his plan (link)
his sole achievement is for shutting things down (link)
most of his colleages would prefer to watch him drown (link)

law professors say he's ineligible (link)
he'll lie with one hand burning on the bible (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer (link, link, link, link, link)

his crooked smile scares children away (link, link)
behind the grin are teeth he uses on his prey (link)
the tabloids report that women fell for his trance (link)
you better keep a clove of garlic in your pants (link)

he's lived in canada for centuries (link)
he's the only vampire that loves eating cheese (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer

immortals can't be natural born citizens (link)
but it doesn't matter since he can't statistically win (link)

Yeah he's the zodiac killer