Unholy Alliance – Frankie Big Face (featuring JB of the JBB)

M: I know you’re Jewish
And that’s all right with me
We will get through this
Just like those couples on TV
And we’ll be happy
As a lark up in a tree
Noshing on a black-and-white cookie!

J: I know you’re Muslim
And you know that’s fine with me
So’s my third cousin
You know, the one from Galilee
He’ll have you laughing from the moment
That he steps into the room
He looks like Arafat but sings like Umm Kalthum

Chorus:
M&J: We’re in love! We’re in love!
Raise your hands and sing a thousand praises to the Lord above!
M: Allah! J: Adonai!
M&J: Abraham!!

M: I bought this dreidel
Right outside our new brownstone
I think you’ll love it
It’s endorsed by Mindy Cohn
And when you spin it
I hope with every turn you’ll see
The great miracle that happened here with me!

J: I bought this prayer rug
From a Wal-mart in Detroit
I drove a bargain
So hard they threw in this free shoit*!
I hope you think of me
Every time it is deployed
And remember that you are my favorite goy!
(*shirt)

Chorus:
M&J: We’re in love! We’re in love!
Raise your hands and sing a thousand praises to the Lord above!
M: Mohammed! J: Jahovah!
M&J: Abrahim!!

M: I have a problem
This is hard for me to say
But I’ve discovered
You and I are rather gay
And homosexual relations
Are forbidden by our faiths
You and I should prob’ly go our separate—

J: Waiiiit! What are you saying?
Have you gone and lost a screw?
Did you try praying?
You’re right. Oh, what good would that do?
J&M: If it says it in the Torah and Qur’an
It must be true
I am a homophobe
And so are you
M: So I guess that means that you and I are through.

M&J: Or…..
Maybe we’ll make the decision
Cross that bridge and shun religion
Tell the world that we are in LOVE!!!