When the Time Comes
by Your Kid's Friend's Dad
There's probably no such thing as a Bigfoot
But it's hard to prove.
If he shows up at your cabin one night
A shotgun's what you might want to use.
Blow off his hairy mug
With a pump action solid slug
It's two hundred bucks at WalMart
And sounds like this:
(shotgun sound)
When the time comes
You're gonna want that gun (X2)
There's probably no Zombie Apocalypse
But you never know
So a semiautomatic rifle
Is a good way to go
Aim for the head
And fill the bastards full of lead
Just 400 bucks at WalMart
And sounds like this:
(rifle sound)
There's probably no Illuminati
But you can't be sure
So a snub-nosed five-shot revolver
Fits right in your purse
Small with not too much kick
38 Special gonna do the trick
It's six hundred bucks on eBay
And sounds like this:
(revolver sound)