Blind Spot
by Max Bombast

Yo yo!
My dog can't see a lick
His vision's gone to shit
He gave up chasing cats
Due to his cataracts
He won't treat his glaucoma
He can't stand the aroma
Oh why aren't you following me?
MY DOG CAN'T SEE!

Yo!
My dog can't hear a word
Not a siren or a bird
You can't tell him to stay
He'll cock his head and walk away
He can't carry a tune
When he's out howling at the moon
Do I have to shout right in your ear?
MY DOG CAN'T HEAR!

Yo!
My dog can't recognize
The loved ones in his life
It's tearing up my heart
He can't tell us apart
From intruders in our home
Or a big ol' tasty bone
Go on ask me if my dog is mean?
HE'S THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE!