No. Novelty shit. Sorry, just not to my taste AT ALL. It's all really well recorded and performed, but the question "why?" hangs over it like a fetid smell. Of poop.

Look, I'll be honest with you. I've had a rough week. My dog got sick, then I got sick. I got better eventually; my dog was diagnosed with diabetes. And the whole time my day job was piling up tasks to anxiety-inducing highs. All of which is to say, who knows? Maybe on a different week I would have been more receptive to this! But where I'm at right now, I just can't with this. It's cutesy and earnest and endearing and I took an immediate dislike to it. I couldn't help but cringe at the last word of almost every line. To your credit - you have what might be the most effective use of the challenge. Your repetition of the word "poop" doesn't just meet the challenge, but also contributes to the emotional core of the song - this dawning realization of the downsides of these fluffy animals that you're still pretty sure you love. But god, all the cutesy language and overwrought delivery sweeps away all the goodwill this challenge implementation earned you. "A boony" rhymed with "opportun-y"? "Hoped to see some binkies"? I just can't get on board. Sorry, try as I might, I just could not meet you at your level this week.

some well done parts here, the harmonies are on point and the barber-shop bit is really impressive. But... I mean, it's just so annoying. And I know it's viewed somewhat differently in the US for whatever but yeah I'm never going to be on board with the word "spazzing" in a song.