I am colourblind and I spell with proper British
I like to sing loud and clearly because I have a lyrical fetish.

I am colourblind. I'm pretty tone deaf, too.
But if you want to hear a song, I'm playing one for you.

If I were an archer, I'd miss with every shot.
No matter how hard I squint, I can't make out the dot.

If I were a painter, I'd paint you something dreary.
But due to my disability, you now will have to hear me.

(extended version outro)
I'm colourblind like a dog looking for a home.
One two colours - It's called monochrome.
I can't tell if I'm drinking Coke or something else.
But that's O.K. cause I'm rhyming like a northern Elf.
Rolling dice, are they green or could they be red?
If the stakes are high, I'll probably end up dead.
I keep a switch blade in my back pocket.
Just in case this place goes off like a NASA rocket.