Sister Cocaine
by Puce

She's my one and only love
And I can't get enough
A bad habit in a Habit of her own

She feeds me my addiction
Of her old King James Edition
But I know that kind of sin could get me stoned

Her steeple is the needle
For The Opiate of the People
But I don't take the Lord's name in the vein

She's my Coke-a-Cola Christian
She's my Dynamite Dristan
She's so satisfying Sister Cocaine
So satisfy me Sister Cocaine

She's a Nun of The Above
And she keeps me in the stuff
A back-abbey dealer / keeper of the faith

And if it weren't for all her vows
why, I'd take her ass right now
Atop the Catholic Mass collection plate

Her steeple is the needle
For The Opiate of the People
But I don't take the Lord's name in the vein

She's my Coke-a-Cola Christian
She's my Dynamite Dristan
She's so satisfying Sister Cocaine
So satisfy me Sister Cocaine