Chorus:

You gotta be Full of Courage to live so badly
But don't call me a hero
'Cause I do it gladly
Without regard for consequences
I ain't comin' to my senses
I go boldly on into that hazy dawn

V1:

If I ain't drinkin' in the mornin'
I'm probably asleep
'Cause I won't start the day
'til I'm half a bottle deep

And if you see me runnin'
I'm probably bein' chased
'Cause I think exercising
Is modern man's mistake (yes I do)

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V2:

If you see any greens
Sittin' on my plate
They're only there for color
The main attractions stake

And if I'm lyin' on the table
Gettin' examined by a nurse
You can bet she cost a bundle
And her routine's well rehearsed (Oh my, my)

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Bridge (Spoken):

Now I know some of you folks are probably thinkin', "Sure I understand what you're saying. We all like some red meat, fine wine and wreckless fornication from time to time... but moderation is the key! Moderation is the key! To them I say:

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