State of Emergency by
Abominominous
featuring Heather from The Hell Yeahs (odds) and Brian from Spy Vs Pie (evens)
1 Panic on the streets of London
2 panic on the streets of Vancouver, B.C.
3 There's a mitigated menace that's about to descend
4 We got our best people on it but don't know what it is yet
5 But we're sure that's gonna disasterize
6 So we're confidently livin' out the last day of our lives
7 Riot in the aisles of the Big Lots
8 Looters on the deck of the Enterprise
9 Confiscate the evidence of Australopithecus
10 Eat out of a backpack full of hot dogs and junior mints
11 There's a devastatin' detriment about to unleash
12 It could be one of fifty things or it could be one of each
13 and we're sure that it's gonna obliterate,
14 so we're makin' sure that everything until then is so great
15 Freakout in the homes of the upper-class
16 Mania for mangy smokin' beans in a can
17 There's calamity coagulatin' somewhere for sure,
18 It'll kick in any minute and there's isn't a cure
19 So I'm takin' off my shirt in the pawn shop
20 Make illegal copies of my mattress tags
21 There's a catastrophic sumpin' that's a fixin' to fall
22 So we're bringin' bags of killer bees to free in the mall
23 because there might not be next weekend
24 So I got a lot of livin' that I gotta fit in.
25 There's a detrimental devestate about to unsheath
26 It could hammer from above or shoot up from underneath
27 and we're sure that it's gonna obliterize
28 so we're makin' tapioca outta bald eagles eyes
29 There's a sumpin' catastrophic that's a stirrin' to start
30 So we're drinkin' laquer thinner out behind the old K-Mart
31'cause there might not be next Monday
32 And if we gotta go well then we're doin' it our way
Panic! In the bungalows of Inglewood
Panic! On the streets of Azuza
Panic! In the trailers of Muncie
Panic! In the gift shoppes of Bollywood
Panic! At the steakhouse on Midway
Panic! In the bathrooms of Parliament
Panic! In the 405 diamond lane
Panic! It's a state of emergency!