Last Hope
by Puce (Reference Material: Joseph Campbell's The Hero with a Thousand Faces)

This is the tale that’s been told a thousand times before
The details change but it’s boiler plate down at its core
Good vs. Bad; an evil conquering the world;
And one boy who can, save the day and get the girl

If it sounds familiar, well, that’s probably because it is
Just change the names and places and you’ll surely have yourself a hit

Our hero leaves his home to begin his epic quest
He doesn’t go alone, but with a mentor and his newfound friends
He faces many trials, but with heavy losses they barely win
The odds are stacked against them and it looks as though their hopes are dim

If it sounds familiar, well, that’s probably because it is
Just change the names and places and you’ll surely have yourself a hit

*GRARRRGHHWWAARGHRrgghhreooooo-oooo-eee-ooo-ooo* (x2)

[The Chorus]
(fucking finally)

Oh they say that your our Last Hope
Just the way that it’s been fortold
So hurry up come on lets go
Because this story starting to get old
Oh they say that your our Last Hope
Far away a long time ago
I’m afraid that you already know
How this story’s going to unfold

Blole!

Soon will come the time when something deep within his mind
Unlocks the courage he was told that he would find
We’re coming to the end, and there's a battle to the death
etcetera…(I’m sure you know the rest) *

I should end all my lyrics like this*