"Factory Reset"
by Moss Palace

Oh hey Sam
Hey
Whatcha up to?
Oh, not a lot, just alphabetizing my sock drawer
Oh wow
How about you?
I’m about to drive over to Portland
Oh cool, what are you gonna do there?
I have to bail my stupid robot outta jail again.
Again, how many times is that?

1! 2! 3! 4!

My robot needs a factory reset
My robot needs a factory reset
If I could flip a switch I would
Cause he don’t act like a robot should

My robot needs a factory reset
My robot needs a factory reset
He used to help me mow the lawn
But now he parties till the dawn

I wanted him to clean my house
I needed him to do my work
But he don’t that anymore
He’s acting like a total jerk

My robot needs a factory reset
My robot needs a factory reset
He spends my cash on girls and cars
And smoked all of my fine cigars

My robot needs a factory reset
My robot needs a factory reset
He won’t return my text or calls
That metal bastard has some balls

And he, like, owes me five bucks!