TEETH MARKS
by Strangely Brown
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/quee ... 80b102f61c

Barnaby Joyce had a problem
With a sexy Pirate from the Caribbean
And two little dogs called Pistol and Boo
Smuggled into Aus so what could he do
Gotta show this upstart actor who's who
Barnaby’s gonna stop it

Barnaby wanted canine euthanasia
Depp called him a "sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia”
Nothing more sad than a media spat
Between a too cool for school Hollywood brat
and an uncharismatic dick in a hat
Barnaby you’re a muppet

Clearly Captain Jack made a blunder
Nobody wants rabies here Downunder
But instead of quietly just giving a fine
Joycey saw the chance for media time
Huffing and puffing his macho line
Seriously Barnaby, just drop it

Pistol and Boo left their teethmarks
Figuratively in Barnaby’s arse
got himself caught in a media noose
Whenever Barnaby decides to let his tongue loose
He he always comes across as a total goose
Barnaby needs a rocket