Boilermaker
by Potato Dentata

My friends are in the ally
They can't come in the bar
They don't speak the language
And furrier by far

They're getting pretty loud
I can hear them through the door
I'll take my drinks to go
Better make that four

We'll have a boilermaker
It'll be such fun
Beer and whisky
Drinking more than one
Cause the boilermaker
Makes the world go round
We'll drink until
We hit the ground

My friends they all say thank you
I think that's pretty cool
They'd appreciate it
If you let them grab a stool

Plus its also really hard for me
To carry all these drinks
Back into the alley
I wish that you'd rethink

Your policy on animals
that come into your bar
I promise they'll behave
Plus the dog plays, a mean sitar

We'll have a boilermaker
It'll be such fun
Beer and whisky
Drinking more than one
Cause the boilermaker
Makes the world go round
We'll drink until
We hit the ground